dear brain: shut up and shut down, or you can find another head to live in. I don’t have time for your nocturnal bullshit this week. just let me sleep.
This is not a ferret, what is this? A weasel?
It’s a stoat. And now I will never be happy until I have one.
im gonna die
the butt shake in the second GIF and it’s doing an ouroboros in the fourth GIF asdfghjkl h e l p
just a reminder that koalas and beaches and shit come with a price tag. one that frequently makes me cry.
just looking at my map of ankh-morpork and fantasizing about an open-world rpg set there nbd
Just a reminder to people that Yahoo! does have a twitter and you can fact check these things. In this case? Fake.
things that make me excited about next gen console reveals: finally having a solid reason to upgrade my PC.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
just because I like you doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to be punched in the face occasionally.