dear brain: shut up and shut down, or you can find another head to live in. I don’t have time for your nocturnal bullshit this week. just let me sleep.



castayel:

vodka-and-espresso:

fresnel149:

This is not a ferret, what is this? A weasel?

It’s a stoat. And now I will never be happy until I have one.

im gonna die

the butt shake in the second GIF and it’s doing an ouroboros in the fourth GIF asdfghjkl h e  l   p













Just a reminder to people that Yahoo! does have a twitter and you can fact check these things. In this case? Fake.







things that make me excited about next gen console reveals: finally having a solid reason to upgrade my PC.



chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs




just because I like you doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to be punched in the face occasionally.



sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together